Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
3 2 1 whiskey
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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