I'm gonna have a badass scar
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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