Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
The ass gains better be worth it
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