kristin has been a bad kristin
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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