I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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