all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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