oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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