He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My brain says no but my pants say off.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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