I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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