Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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