Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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