Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The best revenge is premature balding
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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