Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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