Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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