So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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