South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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