You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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