I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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