Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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