If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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