the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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