apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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