Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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