If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
handjob tips. give me some.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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