this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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