Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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