well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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