It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
