so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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