On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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