ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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