We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
