just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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