Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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