in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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