She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
