I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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