Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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