There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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