And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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