Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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