dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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