I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
