She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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