someone threw a dead crab at me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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