my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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