My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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