no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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