Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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