do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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