I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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