apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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