It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
