please come you make the beer taste better
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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