I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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