My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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